Remember when they told you there'd be no future?

    Well, this is it.

    (--Blank Reg, 20 Minutes Into the Future)

    Okay, a joke's a joke and that's all well and good, but I get enough use out of this site these days that it seems useless to nail the front door closed. Funny, mind you, but useless.

    So here's the canonical list of places you can go here:

    Doctor Memory, I Presume? Your humble host's homepage. (Remember homepages? People had them before they had myspaces and facebooks. Ask your parents, they'll explain.)

    Ask My Ass! Perhaps the ultimate search engine. Powered by Moose!